Pony Pals

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Pony Pals: Detective Pony. Dirk Strider Version. Обложка, первые страницы и Глава 1: A Visitor.

В веб-комиксе Homestuck вот на этих страницах показаны первые несколько страниц книги, которую Дирк подарил Джейн, предварительно тщательно её подредактировав: "Pony Pals: Detective Pony". Так вот, недавно для меня стало откровением, и, я думаю, это станет им и для многих из вас, что оказывается существует полная версия этой переделанной книги, а не только несколько первых страниц, представленные в комиксе. Вот она. Если вы не против, то я возьму на себя смелость выложить всю эту книгу по главам на реактор. Переводить я её, конечно не буду. По крайней мере не сейчас. Если никто так за это дело сам и не возьмётся, то может быть как-нибудь когда-нибудь весной или ещё когда... В общем, вот вам обложка, первые страницы и вся первая глава этого ебанутого полёта сознания мальчика с острыми очками. Остальное завтра, если вы решите, что оно вам на реакторе без перевода вообще надо:

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Contents
1.	A Visitor	1
2.	Screaming Ponies	MoHier fUGC. 9
3.	Danger! \W.	18
4.	Flames	25
5.	Missing	33
6.	The Fight	41
7.	Blood in the Snow	H°ly shit	49



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ncKm&. Sounds like pn*W.+ of / s^eecVi imyed'iwawV by imbecile. Anna Harley came out her back door and
ran across the backyard. There were two ponies in the paddock behind Anna’s house and yard. “Hey, ponies,” Anna called out. “We’re going for a trail ride,%£ Anna’s

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Anna went into the shed. Acorn wasn’t annmd • He was staring at a fluffy black cat
with white paws taking a dump on his favorite saddle.
The cat was staring back at Acorn>shitting like tomorrow
wasn't a thing.
‘Hey, kitty,’ said Anna. “What are you
doing

“But WG don’t knOW where the most succulent portions are Or whOgets the wishbone,” Said Paw-nee . “Do yOU?”
Pam picked up the body and looked the jenmed carcass
OVer. U The body, without the soul, is just matter , she Said.
“Do you think there's an afterlife ? asked Anna.
“He doesn’t have a

and her pals loved riding on Pony Pal Trail.
“No school for a whole week,” Anna
shouted. “I knew framing our teacher for arson was a good idea!”
“We’re going to have so much heroin!” Pam said.
“Look, Anna,” Pawn® Called. “The cat came back to life!”
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“He has office hours this morning,” said Pam. “So we should go right now.’’1^^“^1™“^ The cat followed the Pony Pals to the animal clinic. They put their ponies in the
paddock . Jesus Christ, they loved ponies so fucking much.
Anna picked up the cat, and the two girls
went into the

A few minutes later the Pony Pals were in Dr. Crandal’s examining room. He put the cat on the examining table and readied ws
holy water and crucifix.
“I’ve never seen the film ramie? Dr. Crandal said. “But I can tell you olc^rfo lived outdoors all his life. Leo doesn’t have any scars and has

dal and brought the cat back outside. Anna put him on the ground. The cat melted through the paddock fence and over to Acorn.
AcOrn inwardly freaked the fuck out, but managed to keep it together.
“That is such a horrifying cat,” said Anna. “I wish Acorn and I could be free of him and his curse.”

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