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Windows

Step l.

Reboot

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Did that fix it?

No? Proceed to step з,

Step а.

Format hard drive.

Reinstall Windows.

Lose all your files. Quietly weep.

Apple

Step

Л/

Take it to an Apple store.

Л

Did that fix it?

No? Proceed to step э, _)

Buy a new Mac.

Overdraw your account. Quietly weep.

$О Linux Step I. Learn to code in С++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you bad lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard.$

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Ноьи to fix any connputer The Oatmeal http //thecx>tmeal.com
Windows Step l. Reboot _I Г Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step з, Step а. Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep.
Apple Step Л/ Take it to an Apple store. Л Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step э, _) Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep.
О Linux Step I. Learn to code in С++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you bad lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). 4 Did float fix it? No? Proceed to step 3. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep.

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