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.____INCUBATORS, INC. MAGICAL GIRL CONTRACT AGREEMENT In exchange for certain magical powers and abilities, the contractee must read, sign, and date this document indicating that the undersigned has thoroughly read and agreed to ail terms and conditions applicable to them. Incubators, Inc. and its subsidiaries and affiliates, extra-terrestrial and otherworldly, are not liable for any damage or emotional baggage that the undersigned may suffer through during use of the Mahou Shoujo Puella Magi agreement, and reserves all rights indicated in the document. All agreements are final. Forever. ¡PART I: RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES | The undersigned, upon the date of signing, is obligated under threat of termination to complete certain tasks, as well as receive certain benefits of working with Incubators, Inc. These benefits include: - The granting of ONE (1) Wish™ - The granting of certain magical powers, with limitations. - ONE (1) Soul Gem (non-replaceable; non-refundable) - ONE (1) supa-kawaii-sugoi Magical Girl outfit, for use only in Magical Girl™ duties The responsibilities of the contracted Magical Girl include, but are not limited to: - The obligation to “hunt" any “witches" that appear in the undersigned’s designated space. - The duty of consuming any Grief Seeds. - Obeying any and all contractual agreements set forth in this document, or otherwise revealed by associates of Incubators, Inc. (i.e. Kyube). - ...etc. In signing this contract, the undersigned agrees to forfeit all other rights they may own, including (but not limited to) the right to a happy life, a functioning social life, a living family, and any other delicious yuri-related business the undersigned may be hoping desperately to initiate. I, the undersigned, agree to uphold all of the above responsibilities imparted upon me:_ (Initial) | PART II: AGREEMENT [ Incubators, Inc. reserves all rights to: - Withhold any information from the undersigned participant - Use or misuse Magical Girl™participants for Incubators, Inc.'s own insidious devices - Transplant, transmogrify, move, or otherwise handle the undersigned’s Soul - Modify any and all agreements heretofore written, without prior consent - Modify any conditions of the aforementioned Wish in order to bring the undersigned pain and misery - Terminate any of the undersigned’s relationships with friends and family in order to bring the undersigned more pain and misery - Harvest the undersigned’s aforementioned pain, misery, guilt, sadness, or any other petty white girl prob- lems to the benefit of Incubators, Inc. - Stalk, creep upon, stare ominously at, or otherwise intimidate all Magical Girls'and Magical Girf'iandidates, especially in the privacy of their own rooms where a menacing silhouette can be cast upon the wall. (Continued on Page 2) FROM THE DESK OF Q. B. - Page 1 of 2
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