DON’T SHOOT, BUSTER, THAT MARTINI IS MADE WITH SMIRNOFF!
It may be years before a barman’s failure to use the vodka oj vodkas will justify a plea of self-defense. Meanwhile, when ordering a vodka drink, you are well advised to specify: "with Smirnoff” It makes the driest, smoothest of Dry Martinis
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