Butthurt report form.
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1JIJTTHURT REPORT FORM (INTERNET VERSION) PROVIDED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE BY SPUBBA.COM DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT: PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT. Z LiveJournal Post __ Message Board Post □ Comment Thread _ Chat Room I Blog Post □ LOLCat _ Random Joke/Cartoon/News Item That You Found Other (Please specify) _ PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT. Z Someone made a blog post that I didn't agree with. Someone posted a cartoon or drawing that I didn't like. I Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry. L Someone mucked up the storyline in my RP. _ I found out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias. _ Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent virgin eyes. L Someone posted pornography and my boss saw it. Z I lost an argument in a chat room 1 I asked for critique on my art/writing and got it U Other (please describe. Use the back of this form and/or attach separate sheets as necessary.) (Y) (N) Were there tears? (Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Was there lost sleep from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt? (Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while? (Y) (N) Were there emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes? (Y) (N) Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals? PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT. Z They are a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now.. They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch. Z They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps. There should be laws to punish people like that. ; They should be kicked out of America, because we're the home of the free and we just don't DO shit like _ that here. They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can _ have access to all their personal information so I can stalk them. All of the above. DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT? Z I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed It to them or posted it in their blog comments. . I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account, j I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails. С I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website. !_ I got all my besiest friends together and organized a fiamewar _ I created new emails/LJ accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person. □ I posted this person's RL information everywhere I could think of; they'll get a Molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later, and that'll teach "em to mess with me. _ I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time.
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