When it's been 30 minutes and he still can't find the clit / sandbox :: pun intended :: без перевода :: приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского :: sandbox
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When it's been 30 minutes and he still can't find the clit
приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского,песочница,без перевода,pun intended,sandbox,sandbox
бля мастер спасибо тебе огромное, услышал эту шутку от старших когда мне лет 7 было, но не запомнил, да и про клитор я тогда не знал, и вот на протяжении 33 лет я ее больше ни где не слышал но она в голове у меня крутилась
BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Dr. S
@LordSurh
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What is a checkmate?
You tell your wife
"I saw a lady that looked exactly like you”.
Wife ask "Was she beautiful?"
You can't say 'NO'
You can't say 'YES'
That is checkmate.
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I let my girlfriend peg me to piss off our Christian neighbors.
My girlfriend and I have had a great sexual relationship. I usually am always the dominate one. but things have changed a bit since the arrival of our new neighbors. This Christian couple moved in next to our apartm
Так что это - не аргумент.