Munchkin Cat: 'So... you've forced my parents to have sex with their immediate family over and over until I could be born a mutated freak with tiny legs that can't jump me onto high surfaces, but all the in-born instincts that say I should be able to. For what reason did you methodize this madness? What is the purpose of my torment and suffering?!?'
Human: "Awww... he's so KYEWT!"
M-Cat: '... When you sleep, I'm going to take a shit in your mouth... assuming I somehow manage to climb onto the bed, which is admittedly a major issue."
Munchkin Cat: 'So... you've forced my parents to have sex with their immediate family over and over until I could be born a mutated freak with tiny legs that can't jump me onto high surfaces, but all the in-born instincts that say I should be able to. For what reason did you methodize this madness? What is the purpose of my torment and suffering?!?'
Human: "Awww... he's so KYEWT!"
M-Cat: '... When you sleep, I'm going to take a shit in your mouth... assuming I somehow manage to climb onto the bed, which is admittedly a major issue."