Long Live General Grunt, Leader of the State
Not a Single Scale on Earth Can calculate his weight
He is Brave and Strong, Glorious and true!
Death to Pretty Pink and Purple, Power to the Black and Blue!
Long Live General Grunt, a Fearless Soviet
He invented Bigfoot and the Television Set!
For the motherland, our mighty leader strives,
Crushing all his opposition and their puny little lives!
Long Live General Grunt, He fights for you and me!
Marching onward to a most triumphant victory!
Grunt will fix the world, support his master plan!
Unless you want to be exploded from here to Uzbekistan!
Not a Single Scale on Earth Can calculate his weight
He is Brave and Strong, Glorious and true!
Death to Pretty Pink and Purple, Power to the Black and Blue!
Long Live General Grunt, a Fearless Soviet
He invented Bigfoot and the Television Set!
For the motherland, our mighty leader strives,
Crushing all his opposition and their puny little lives!
Long Live General Grunt, He fights for you and me!
Marching onward to a most triumphant victory!
Grunt will fix the world, support his master plan!
Unless you want to be exploded from here to Uzbekistan!
