Oh when I was just a lad
I had a dream that I would own
The single greatest burger joint
The world had ever known
I climbed the corporate ladder
And caused a couple of world wars
Then in 41 the Hindenburger
Opened up its doors!
My competition in the states
Proved to be quite tough
And I knew the average burger
Just wouldn't be enough
Then one day I got an idea
As genius as could be
To grind up pretty ponies
In the burger recipe!
I puréed all the ponies
And I Massacred the mares
And served them to my customers
Who were completely unaware
I Fry up the little bastards
The taste is quite distinct!
I'll make patties out of ponies
until they go extinct!
So now you know my story
And I hope you did enjoy
Take a meal home to the kiddies
With a Hindenburger toy!
Come down to the Hindenburger
Where ponies are a Treat
Because at the Hindenburger
You are what you eat!
I'm gonna
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-EAT YOU!
Yodel edel ate eat you!
Yodel edel ate eat you!
And when the ponies are a memory
And you are big and fat!
We'll just make burgers out of characters
From Bee and Puppycat!
