Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!
No you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
I can live on bread and cheese!
And only on that?
Yes!
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
I can sing anything higher than you!
No, you can't! (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can'(Highest)
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!
Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't! (Softly)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
No, you can't! (Softer)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
No, you can't! (Softer)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
Yes, I can (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe!
Without bein' caught?
Yes!
That's what I thought..., you crook!
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
I can hold any note longer than you!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
Yes, you caaaan!
Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!
In my coat?
In your vest!
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can..., yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say faster!
I can say anything faster than you!
No, you can't! (Fast)
Yes, I can! (Faster)
No, you can't! (Faster)
Yes, I can! (Faster)
No,you can't! (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle!
I can wear a girdle!
I can knit a sweater!
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.!
Neither can I!
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
I can sing anything sweeter than you!
No, you can't! (Sweetly)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)
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I can do anything better than you!
No you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
I can live on bread and cheese!
And only on that?
Yes!
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
I can sing anything higher than you!
No, you can't! (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't! (Higher)
Yes, I can'(Highest)
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!
Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't! (Softly)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
No, you can't! (Softer)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
No, you can't! (Softer)
Yes, I can! (Softer)
Yes, I can (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe!
Without bein' caught?
Yes!
That's what I thought..., you crook!
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
I can hold any note longer than you!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
Yes, you caaaan!
Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!
In my coat?
In your vest!
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can..., yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say faster!
I can say anything faster than you!
No, you can't! (Fast)
Yes, I can! (Faster)
No, you can't! (Faster)
Yes, I can! (Faster)
No,you can't! (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle!
I can wear a girdle!
I can knit a sweater!
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.!
Neither can I!
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
I can sing anything sweeter than you!
No, you can't! (Sweetly)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!