*Player hands me his character sheet’
*
Race: Fairy Class: Barbarian (Path Of The Giant)
Age: 500 yrs Height: 0'3” During Rage: 137"
Background: Retired Army Maj.
Tattoo of Eagle Wings on his wings
Name: Major Sprinkle Dust
"In my
characters backstory, they've already felled armies, slain gods, and saved the universe"
"OF COURSE.
NONE OF THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED; THEY'VE LUST RECENTLY ESCAPED A MENTAL ASYLUM"
My pussy is the only pussy you wanna eat