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Virgin Erutan fuck elves L is probably hundreds of years old upset because deforestation would literally die for nature is a basically a low budget legolas has a pathetic excuse of an army consisting of beta hippie animal-loving vegan tree huggers beta hippie feminine figure proud of his dumb animals is fucked trying to defend his shitty trees and animals against a young mad king, a barbarian, a powerful wizard, and a master of death has a shitty bow Chad Spazz is on a mad quest to rule the world doesn't need a dozen arguments to show his superiority determined self-confident is a witch king killed his own father to be the king alpha conqueror has a terrifying smile which makes his enemies shiver with fear masculine figure
Virgin Mysterio Is on a hopeless quest for immortality hasn't even discovered the secret of immortality (even though there are immortals all over the place) wears a goldenhelmetlike a dumbassjust to feel & important beta human has a regular horse wages war against the forces of life doesn't even have a weapon 40+ year old wizard In the middle of middle-age crisis "muh sorcery" nerd wears a bland robe has mortal helpers who will probably turn on him once they feel the wrath of Tarkin unironically thinks he's powerful against all the conquerers and kings he's dealing with left his academy after allegations of sexual harassment a CSC has no need for flesh considers the living to be vermin polluting his lands knows only undeath is eternal has probably had dealings with elves has a huge army of the dead which will stand by his side for eternity feared by lab assisstants probably a virgin made mysterio's mom a zombie just to fuck with him his enemies doesn't even take him seriously has an incredibly cool undead lich horse just like him takes what wants the most feared conquerer among them d Baron von has a cool stick wears a glorious crown like the ruler he is is a literal skeleton person spooky glowing eyes feared by all mortals the one true king of doots cannot even die doesn't mind showing off his glorious skeleton body thousands of years old, filled with wisdom and experience
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A young king on a mad quest to rule the world!