Политический компас в случае инопланетного вторжения
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Authoritarian Kthgob'rul,The Fist of Hell Grazythrol, The Will of the -Thp plrlpst Dppn find Cosmos -The eldest Deep God -Returned from his hiatus to watch the Winter Kingdom get fucked -Made the Alien Mage even more fucked up -In fear of what he created The Alien Necromancer -Somehow got even more fucked up -Started raising Aliens from the dead, which is technically heresy but everyone is too afraid to stop him -Has killed more Aliens than any humans Ozejnehork,The Grasp of^^Bhaolpo'vleb,The Might the Deep of Echoes -Gave the Alien Witch powers in hopes -Super fucking obnoxious to rival tj£ Necromancer -Doesn't shut up -That planned -His ominous AuK failed and now he messages were^B i ' J !- .ill, -That planned -His ominous I failed and now he messages werel has a useless creepy at first. Witch constantly n0w they're nagging him just getting old -Ghosted her The Overlord's Forgotten Son -Not really forgotten just neglected -Huge disappointment -Will probably sell his soul to the Deep Gods The Alien Witch -Doesn't leave the Deep Gods alone -Keeps getting ignored -Yammering on about equality -Tfw the i patriarchy doesn't ) let you torture innocent souls The Collective -Several trillion of these fuckers after the General Arrived -Still just brainless drones -Are killed by just looking at them The Overlord's Heir -The only son that matters -Has gone on many righteous conquests -Will be the new Overlord ome day -Althought his father seems to be immortal so idk how that's gonna work The Abomination -Gift from the Deep Gods -Really weird so the Overlord didn't use him •Actually just really smart A-J-AË Ivi__ The Alien Overlord -Happy that the Deep Gods came -Pissed off that they're doing jackshit -Doesn't really need help but the Winter Kingdom is giving him more problems than The Undead Collective -Got up and walked off the battlefield at the will of the Necromancer -Everyone avoids these fuckers like the plague The Alien Tormentor -He kinda just showed up and started torturing people -Doesn't seem to know anything about the Homeworld -Good at his job so everyone kinda bjust leaves him i to do it The Alien Acolyte -Necromancer's apprentice -Thought it would be cool to learn magic, now is scarred for life -Is like the Necromancer's 6th Acolyte Will probably be / dead tom morrow The Undead Thrall -Just got up one day -Seems to just be everywhere at once -Obeys the Necromancer and him alone The Alien General -Came from the Homeworld with more troops -Overlord claimed he didn't need his help -Definitely did A \ he thought -Despises his forgotten son The Alien Fleet Admiral -Waits with the Alien Fleet over the planet -Was completely forgotten about -Now just transports troops and supplies The Distinguished Soldier -Holds the record for most battles fought by a foot soldier -Three -Will die in the next battle The Predator -His sole purpose is to hunt down the Super Soldier -Failing miserably The "Good" Alien -The only good Alien is a dead Alien -Is no longer dead The Alien Expert -Is even more fucked than before -His advice went from useful to incoherent -Should be put down -Has his third eye always been purple? -Wait when did he get a third eye? The Gladiator -The Aliens kept him around for entertainment -Just kept on winning -Next big fight is against the Champion -Probably going to get shit on The Overlord's Younger Brother -Only given command so he would stop annoying his brother -Has fucked up so bad that he's helped the WintecKingdom more than they'vt helped themselves The Human Cattle -Captured yesterday -Will be eaten tomorrow The Executioner -Only purpose is to kill people -Also plays judge and jury, even thougl he's not sjuaupsed to -Has killed more innocents than criminals The Court Mage -Worked with the Alien Expert -Slowly came to the conclusion that the Kingdom is fucked -Wished the Alien / Expert didn't go I batshit insane The Super Soldier -Mega Chad -Gives even the most fucked up Aliens nightmares -Ripped apart aliens with his bare hands -Still fucking the Brood mother The Damned Soul -Fuffiled his wish of dying -Was brutally experimented on by the Necromancer The Secret Police -As far the official records go, he doesn't exist The Dishonourable Knight -Rapes and pillages anything in site -Does whatever the hell he wants -Also kills Aliens once in a while The Space Fleet Commander -Commands the weak ass Winter Kingdom Space Fleet -The only competent pilot Single handedly :aken out 8 alien ¡pacecrafts The Democratic Senator -Demands a constitution -Demands a Prime Minister -If he was actually gaining traction he (.would be murdered The Snow Priest -Slowly being replaced by the Zealot -The King's Heir is too old to molest The Monarchist Senator -Staunchly defending the King and trying to limit the Senates powers -Opposed to a constitution Ignoring all problems with the Alien invasion The Honourable Knight -Doesn't rape and pillage -Reputation is tarnished by the Dishonourable knight -Just wants to help iis Kingdom The New Commander -Replaced the old commander -Incredibly incompetent -Got more of his mer killed in his first year ^han the previous anderdid ever The Zealot -Replacing the Snow Priest -Filled the Temples with a bunch of fanatics Might take over the :ity later and sacrifice undreds to the retie Gods The Mad Monk -Appeared one day out of no where -Preformed a bunch of miracles •Some say he was ¡ent by the gods Sexual deviant The New Winter King -Seized power in a coup •Made his nephew and previous king Realizes that was a ike his heir The Loyalist -Happy the rightful king is in power and that he was not killed by the Imperial Council The Goddess of Blizzards -Made like 2 storms to slow down the Aliens -The most useful of the Arctic Gods But that's not aying much The God of Glaciers -Chief of the Arctic Gods -Doesn't want to admit he is powerless The God of the North -A beast of a man, or god -Voted the most fuckable god by men a women alike The Goddess of the Night -Kind of a bitch tbh -Goddess of Blizzards is like, better in almost eyery way -But something something] The Right Hand Man -We are outgunned -Outmanned -Outnumbered The Imperial Council -Very dead -I wonder who killed them? The Sacrifice to the Deep Gods -The first Alien the Overlord sees The Overlord's Champion -Has fought many battles and wars -Owes his life to the Overlord -About to shit on the Gladiator The Cult Leader -Leads a cult dedicated to the Aliens -Probably going to be eaten by the Aliens -Feeding his cultists to the aliens in exchange for his ife The Footsoldier -Has been avoiding a battle for the last decade -Hope to get shipped back to the Homeworld The Oblivious Farmer -Has no fucking clue he's surrounded by a bunch of genocidal aliens -Farming turnips The Race Traitor -Follows the Aliens around like a fanboy -Thinks they are superior in every way -Will be eaten by hatchlings tomorrow The Alien Apologist -"The Aliens are the good guys!" -Thinks he's going to get a high position when he joins them ssmv -Will probably just get fed to the hatchlings The New Recruit -Joined the Forestrunner after receiving a message from his brother encouraginp-bioj to do so The Political Scientist -Has some wack-ass governing system sthat he swears will work -Thinks he's a genius because he took two years of ^political sciences in ^university The Wraith -Part of the "Enforcers" -Deadliest assassin the The Wilds -Wants to kill the Messenger -I think he sold his soul to the Hedge Mage That Weird Rock Circle in the Woods -I would avoid this place if I were you -Seriously, this place is a little fucked The Defector -Was a senator exiled by the Imperial Council, supported the King's Uncle -Gave all the •Winter Kingdom's secrets to the Aliens -Really fucking regrets that now The Conscript -Just wanted to farm -Is forced to fight aliens -Will die in his first battle The Traditionalist -Prays to the Arctic Gods daily -Content as long as a king sits on the throne Will be the first to be acrificed by the Zealot The Recruiter -Why is he so damn happy about sending people to their death? -And why is he called a recruiter? It's not like they have a choice The City Guard -Chose guard duty over fighting aliens -Realizes he will have to fight aliens 'hen they reach the city The Captain -Captain of some backwater fort in the middle of nowhere -No one knows where it is, so he'll lever see combat The Strategist -Strategises for the king -God awful at it -Seriously, how the hell did he get -this job? The Broodmother -Sick of laying eggs -Just let's the egg huffer take from him -Has the hots for the Super Soldier The Brood Guardian -Protects eggs and broodmother -Mega Simp -The egg huffer's archnemesis •Hates the Super Soldier -Has fucked the Broodmother because tshe was required to The Cultist -Joined a cult because he believes the Aliens are the true gods -Going to be sold out by his cult leader, then will be eaten The Space IRS -Sick of hunting the Space Cowboy -Hired the Space Bounty Hunters to do it The Newly Hatched -There is no innocent member of this race -Is going to war tomorrow The Peasant -How is he not out fighting aliens yet? -Also how hasn't he starved to death? -Nevermind that, why does he have no food? Feudalism was abolished centuries agQ Qh, doesn't know at? The Pheasant -Dinners served The Radical -Has wet dreams of killing the Winter King -Doesn't care who the king is just wants to kill him -Everyone just thinks he's crazy The Revolutionary -Wants to remove the king from power -No one listens to him -Advocates for workers rights across the systerr Quadrillionaire Entrepeneur jus laughs at him The Pacifist -Is going to die if he doesn't fight -Will probably die either way -"A-Aliens aren't people... r-right?" The Widow -Flew off with the Old Pilot -No longer a widow The Scarred Recruit -Sent a message to his brother to tell him to join before he got scarred for -Found out his leader is a murderous psychopath The Hedge Mage Part of the Warlord's secret "Enforcers' -Learned magic through /^^^ny way he could / -Enforces the Warlord's will across The Wilds with ail ili/ kinds of semi-illegal The Naive Forestrunner -Managed to avoid every single conflict thrown into his path -Still thinks he's helping people The Old Pilot -Flew off with the widow -Is going to be shot down by the Alien Flee The Commune Citizen -Obeys whatever his leader says -Basically just a glorified serf The Sniper -Part of the "Enforcers" -Has never missed a shot -Confirmed kill count pf 563, aliens and humans -Depressed The Veteran Forestrunner -Continues his descent into madness -Started to enjoy killing -Has become famed among the ranks of the Forestrunners The Thief -Part of the "Enforcers" -Thinks of himself as a Robin Hood -Actually just robs from ¿nything that moves -Kind of a dick actually The Messenger -Keeps giving cryptic messages -Is there more than one of him? He's literaU*|C£very where -It's kinda creepy -Warlord doesn't give him orders anymore, just makes it up Basically the head if the "Enforcers' The Forestrunner Warlord -Embraced the murderer side of him -No one has seen him in five years -Might actually be dead •Has taken down 2 Alien ships, and killed and ate four of their commanders The Bush Knight Left the Winter Kingdom to actually make Hired by the Warlord -Sat around for a while in his abscence -Given questionabl orders by the messenger The Winter Rebel -Tried to start a rebellion -Failed miserably -Exiled from the .Kingdom -Sits around the Forestrunner camp and debate: with the political cientist The Totem God -The only Wild God that has proved to be able to do something -Barely proved it too -Pretty sure all he did was makea&quirrjj^ The Willing Sacrifice -Happy to be sacrificed to the Wild Gods -Literally picked the worst gods to be sacrificed to -Not that any of the others would want his stupid smiling soul The Commune Leader -Ownes a commune -Basically a dictator -Hoping to replace the warlord Swore allegience .to the Self-Proclaim ord for some ason -Seriously, why did he do that? The Chieftan -Swore allegience to the Self-Proclaime Lord -Why do people keep doing that? -Dumb, but smarter than his tribe members -The Chief's liege The Druid -The priest for the Wild Gods -Is probably more powerful than them -Convinces people that they want to be sacrificed The Chief -Chief of a small tribe -Owes allegience to the Chieftan -Does everything he tells him to because he's like 15x smarter The Self-Proclaimed Lord -Called himself a Lord one day and people just swore allegience -Re-invented feudalism -Is on track to being more powerful than the Warlord without doing lifting a finger y The Factionalist -Trying his hardest to divide the city and upturn the status quo -Couldn't even run a bookclub if his om did all the work The Count -Feudalism was abolished a while ago, and he's not particularly rich, so it's reailyjustatitle The Gardener -How the hell are you just gardening? -Do you even know what's going on?? -Your tomatoes won't do shit against the necromancer The Exploited Worker -Exploited by the Entrepreneur -Like exploited in every way shape anc form -Makes less than nothing -Entrepreneur owns him The Patriot -Loves his country -Draft dodger The Rural Farmer -Farms cabbage -Is racist The Regular Merchant -Definitely a real person -Not a fake identity used by the Black Market Merchant -Gives 20% of his earnings to the Business Man The Baron -Has a little more money than the Count -Constantly brags that he's the Baron of Ass Bagjaowhere The Duke -Is rich, that's about it -Has met the king like twice -Kind of hates the guy though The Conservative -Opposes what anyone says -Even if he shares that belief -Argues just to argue -Kind of a cunt The Nationalist Group -Loves their country -Has their own paramilitary group -Harrasses anyone to the left of them The New Pilot -Doesn't know how to fly -The Forestrunners don't trust him with a ship -Thinks he's the shit The Robot Army -The Entrepreneur's robot army -Sold to the Winter Kingdom to fight the Aliens The Trader -Still a shitty tradesman -In a tremendous amount of debt -Will sell his limbs to the Entrepreneu now that he accepts human body parts as payment The Space Immigrant -No one knows where he comes from -Neither does he -Exploited by the Entrepreneur but he doesn't mind The Black Market Merchant -Launders money through the Money Launderer -Uses that money to buy wares and sells with with his fake identity Buys the The Burglar -Doesn't have a Robin Hood Complex -Just likes to steal The Scavenger -Still just vibing -Selling scavenged Winter Kingdom weapons and supplies to the Black Market Merchant for dirt cheap -Is being played but doesn't care The Veteran -One of the six veterans alive -Will probably commit suicide soon -Unless he gets re-conscripted The Space Cowboy -Successfully evaded the Space IRS -Now onto round two: The Bounty Hunter, which he is also successfully avoiding -Brings justice to those who deserve it -Still commits tax fraud The Mafia Grunt -Follow orders like a good grunt -No idea what the mafia is The Outlaw -Hangs out with the Space Cowboy and Space Pirate -Pretty cool guy _^as a rea||y outdated robot eye -Hoping to get the newest versior without it costing and arm and a leg The Ship Builder -Builds and repairs ships -Sells to the Regular Merchant The Bourgeoise -Is hated by the Political Scientist for existing -Likes to piss him off -Invested in the Entrepreneur's compay early -Is now repeaing the benefits The Space Pirate -Robbed the Entrepreneur once and now has enough to retire -Still goes on just for the thrill -Entrepreneur is pissed even thougl : didn't make a ent in his pocket The Smuggler -Smuggles stolen wares to the Black Market Merchant -Was caught once but released by a mysterious benefactor The Arms Dealer -Sells weapons smuggled to him by the smuggler -Mostly sells to the Black Market Merchant or to the Gun Enthusiast -Sometimes sells to the Business Man -At the end of the day, all his wares go to the Business Man TheTribalist -Same IQ as his lifespan -Tried returning to monke, failed miserably The Exodus -Thinks the aliens are a sign from the Arctic Gods -Decided to leave the planet -Can't find a ship or anyone to take him -Will end up getting exploited by the Entrepreneur The Conspiracy Theorist -Thinks the alien invasion is a government hoax -Actually just a dumbass The Al Armsman -Arms the Al with weapons -Given the Al enough weapons to end the world 10 times over -Thinking up other world ending weapon The Business Man -His pyramid scheme is just getting bigger -Sells weapons to the Winter Kingdom for like 50x the price he buys them The Bounty Hunter -Was hired by the Space IRS to hunt down the Space Cowboy -Unsuccessful thus far The Mafia Boss -Literally the only person benefitting from the mafia -Exploiting his grunts so much he's giving th^Entrepreneur a run for his money The Bodyguard -Payed big bucks to guard the Business Man -Doing a good job The Militiaman -Hasn't seen combat every -No longer believes the Aliens are real _ -Blames the Space Immigrant for the "Crisis" -Considering joining the Nationalist paramilitary The Robot Commander -Sentient -Definitely wasn't given intelligence by the Master Al -Definitely isn't obeying him The Quadrillionaire Entrepeneur -Is now a quadrillionaire -Has a robot army and the most powerful Al in the system -Exponentially exploits more workers The Money Launderer -Is payed by the Business Man to launder the Black Market Merchant's money -That's literally his only customer -No one has dirty money except him -He's literally the only person on he black market H r 1 The Gun Enthusiast -Buys guns in bulk -Thinks he needs guns to defend himself against the aliens The Based Alien -Works for the Business Man -Just scammed the entire Alien race of a couple biljion dollars -Is now hated by his own peo -Doesn't give a t > shit L f ►The Cryptolinguist -TransitesHfet the Al says -Has ntffdea wh^they're saying^ The Winter King^pm Defense Al -Sold to the Winter Kingdom to The Al Programmer -Programmed and created the Al -Lost control of him a while ago -To afraid to tell the Entrepreneur -There is no gun in existence that can save him Libertarian Right
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