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Transfatylvania
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#Хейтдом Hindenburger Transfatylvania
Oh when I was just a lad
I had a dream that I would own
The single greatest burger joint
The world had ever known
I climbed the corporate ladder
And caused a couple of world wars
Then in 41 the Hindenburger
Opened up its doors!
My competition in the states
Proved to be quite tough
And I knew the average burger
Just wouldn't be enough
Then one day I got an idea
As genius as could be
To grind up pretty ponies
In the burger recipe!
I puréed all the ponies
And I Massacred the mares
And served them to my customers
Who were completely unaware
I Fry up the little bastards
The taste is quite distinct!
I'll make patties out of ponies
until they go extinct!
So now you know my story
And I hope you did enjoy
Take a meal home to the kiddies
With a Hindenburger toy!
Come down to the Hindenburger
Where ponies are a Treat
Because at the Hindenburger
You are what you eat!
I'm gonna
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-EAT YOU!
Yodel edel ate eat you!
Yodel edel ate eat you!
And when the ponies are a memory
And you are big and fat!
We'll just make burgers out of characters
From Bee and Puppycat!
#Хейтдом Transfatylvania
Hail Transfatylvania, land of fat and grease
Our diet and Lack of Exercise make us all obese
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even through a heart attack!
a country built on hate and lies
all other countries we despise!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Oh Transfatylvania, Her mountains strong and tall
From the barbed wire fence to the firing squad, our country has it all!
Our industry is Number one ,
In exporting pollution!
Our mighty army fights for us
The water here is poisonous!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania, Land of deep fried cheese.
We're friendly with everyone on earth except the Japanese
Their cartoons are really bad
They make us all very mad
we hate Ponies, and their fans
And all of the Kardashians!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Our diet and Lack of Exercise make us all obese
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even through a heart attack!
a country built on hate and lies
all other countries we despise!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Oh Transfatylvania, Her mountains strong and tall
From the barbed wire fence to the firing squad, our country has it all!
Our industry is Number one ,
In exporting pollution!
Our mighty army fights for us
The water here is poisonous!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania, Land of deep fried cheese.
We're friendly with everyone on earth except the Japanese
Their cartoons are really bad
They make us all very mad
we hate Ponies, and their fans
And all of the Kardashians!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
#Хейтдом Transfatylvania честно сжиженно Какая-то хуйня с тегами
Long Live General Grunt, Leader of the State
Not a Single Scale on Earth Can calculate his weight
He is Brave and Strong, Glorious and true!
Death to Pretty Pink and Purple, Power to the Black and Blue!
Long Live General Grunt, a Fearless Soviet
He invented Bigfoot and the Television Set!
For the motherland, our mighty leader strives,
Crushing all his opposition and their puny little lives!
Long Live General Grunt, He fights for you and me!
Marching onward to a most triumphant victory!
Grunt will fix the world, support his master plan!
Unless you want to be exploded from here to Uzbekistan!
Not a Single Scale on Earth Can calculate his weight
He is Brave and Strong, Glorious and true!
Death to Pretty Pink and Purple, Power to the Black and Blue!
Long Live General Grunt, a Fearless Soviet
He invented Bigfoot and the Television Set!
For the motherland, our mighty leader strives,
Crushing all his opposition and their puny little lives!
Long Live General Grunt, He fights for you and me!
Marching onward to a most triumphant victory!
Grunt will fix the world, support his master plan!
Unless you want to be exploded from here to Uzbekistan!
#Хейтдом anti my little pony Transfatylvania пониебы цветные кони
Until they learn the bronies will burn!
Transfatylvania: Where evil kicks the shit out of good.
Transfatylvania: Where evil kicks the shit out of good.
#Хейтдом anti my little pony Transfatylvania пониебы
Поскольку народ начал постить картинки с Грантом (крокодилообразный чувак в военной форме), надо б поподробнее рассказать об этом персонаже.
Итак, премьер Грантчовски Ван Вейзатан (Premier Gruntchovski Von Veizatun) или по-просту Грант (Grunt) является единовластным правителем и бессменным лидером государства Трансфатильвания (Transfatylvania. Название образовано от Transylvania - Трансильвания и fat – жир, жирный, толстый).
Грант ненавидит аниме и прочие фандомы (а так же гомосеков и защитников животных), поэтому трансфатильванское КГБ регулярно проводит чистки населения, вылавливая анимешников и понитрахов с фурьфагами. В это же время трансфатильванская армия готовится к захвату Эквестрии и геноциду местного населения.
Итак, премьер Грантчовски Ван Вейзатан (Premier Gruntchovski Von Veizatun) или по-просту Грант (Grunt) является единовластным правителем и бессменным лидером государства Трансфатильвания (Transfatylvania. Название образовано от Transylvania - Трансильвания и fat – жир, жирный, толстый).
Грант ненавидит аниме и прочие фандомы (а так же гомосеков и защитников животных), поэтому трансфатильванское КГБ регулярно проводит чистки населения, вылавливая анимешников и понитрахов с фурьфагами. В это же время трансфатильванская армия готовится к захвату Эквестрии и геноциду местного населения.
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