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Day 1. Finally decided to end it all. Death by hanging seemed to be the neatest way. Copied the knot from the Ponynet. Said goodbye to Luna. Hung there for 6 hours until the guards found me and got me down. Damn princess spell.
Day 2. Tried various mixes of poison joke and cyanide. Fit as a fiddle. Hate this spell.
Day 3. Researched the Starswirl archives for a way to undo the spell. So far no results. Trolled subjects to let off some steam.
Day 4. The bottom of a lake is really really dark.
Day 5. According to my psychiatrist, immortality is something I have to learn to live with. Tried it, lasted until late afternoon, tried to shoot myself with a pea launcher. It bounced off the horn and the wall and broke a couple of vases and smashed into a glass windows. It startled Luna and she fell into the pond. We had a laugh.
PS. memo: Call royal glassmaker to commission new stained glass window.
Day 1. Finally decided to end it all. Death by hanging seemed to be the neatest way. Copied the knot from the Ponynet. Said goodbye to Luna. Hung there for 6 hours until the guards found me and got me down. Damn princess spell.
Day 2. Tried various mixes of poison joke and cyanide. Fit as a fiddle. Hate this spell.
Day 3. Researched the Starswirl archives for a way to undo the spell. So far no results. Trolled subjects to let off some steam.
Day 4. The bottom of a lake is really really dark.
Day 5. According to my psychiatrist, immortality is something I have to learn to live with. Tried it, lasted until late afternoon, tried to shoot myself with a pea launcher. It bounced off the horn and the wall and broke a couple of vases and smashed into a glass windows. It startled Luna and she fell into the pond. We had a laugh.
PS. memo: Call royal glassmaker to commission new stained glass window.
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