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Natalie's Rap 2.0 (Uncensored Version),Comedy,Comedy,Music,SNL,Saturday Night Live,Natalie Portman,Andy Samberg,Really Fun Cool Stuff,Just Super Fun Stuff For Everyone To Enjoy,SNL Season 43,Episode 1738,Beck Bennett,s43,s43e13,episode 13,live,new york,sketch,hip hop,Cardi B,Drake,Jumpman,late night,Natalie Raps,black swan,Lonely Island,Incredibad,From the Feb 3rd, 2018 episode of SNL. We wrote the song, but this was directed/edited by SNL people in NYC. (We shot Andy in LA). LYRICS: INTERVIEW 1 BECK: We’re here today with film star, Natalie Portman. Now Natalie, the last time you were here things got a little out of control. NATALIE: Yeah, well I was going through a really weird time then, but I’ve matured a lot. BECK: Why don’t you fill us in on what it’s like to be you? NATALIE: Okay, ya bish. BECK: I’m sorry, what? VERSE 1 YEAH PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BEST FRIEND JUST FOR SPORT-MAN YOU KNOW ITS CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT PUT A DILDO ON A SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE XANIES DISSOLVING IN MY PINOT MY MAN DANCE BUT HE’S NOT A BALLERINO YEAH, HE TWINKLE HIS TOES BUT HE GIVE ME GOOD D THO WRAP A GOOD BURRITO TIDE PODS ONLY FUCKING THING I SNACK ON BLACK OUT AND GO MUTHA FUCKIN BLACK SWAN MY BRAIN GONE OFF THAT FUCKIN AYAHUASCA, BOY TELL YOUR TOURIST PARENTS I’MA TURN YOU TO A FOSTER BOY INTERVIEW 2 BECK: Wow, gotta say, it seems like you’re almost exactly the same but with current references. NATALIE: Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective. BECK: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and career? NATALIE: You can juggle these nuts. BECK: What? VERSE 2 I DON’T DANCE NOW I MAKE MOMMY MOVES WHEN I GAVE BIRTH I DIDN’T E-VEN PUSH I WAS BLAZED OUT/ SMOKIN BOMB KUSH AND WHEN MY WATER BROKE YOU KNOW IT DROWNED THE DOCTOOOOORRR THEY SAY I’M SEX POSITIVE/ HELL YEAH I’M POSITIVE/ THAT YOU’RE GOING DOWN WHILE I’M BUMPING “MY PREROGATIVE” TELL ME WHYYYYY! HA, I GUESS I’M SHOWIN MY AGE NOW BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM CUZ YOU ABOUT TO GET FUCKED KENAN: Damn INTERVIEW 3 BECK: Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies? NATALIE: No. BECK: Oh well they’re really good. They’re much better then— NATALIE: Better than what? BECK: … Shit-- BRIDGE SAY SOMETHING BOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PREQUELS, BITCH(ALEX: They were good)SAY SOMETHING FUCKIN NICE ABOUT JAR JAR BINKS(ALEX: Uh, he’s tall) NOW KISS HIM RIGHT ON HIS SEVENTEEN DICKS (ALEX: What?!) WHILE I SIT DEAD ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE A SHIT! CARL THE VIKING: OOH NATALIE (NATALIE: YEAH?) PLEASE COME MEET YOUR BABY HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT (NATALIE: THAT LITTLE SHIT AIN’T MINE!) OOH NATALIE (NATALIE: WHAT??) ITS BEEN 12 LONG YEARS (NATALIE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!) AND I’M 7 DAYS SOBER I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE (NATALIE: YOU’RE A MESS, CARL) INTERVIEW 4 BECK: Ok! Well that’s all the time we have. Natalie, one last question: Do you think those “Times Up” pins have had the impact you were hoping for-- NATALIE: How’s that for impact? BECK: Well, actually-- NATALIE :No more questions. (END)
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