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;*****»*» INSTRUCTION TO PATRONS ON PREMISES IN CASE OF NUCLEAR BOMB ATTACK: ************* ************************ ***»**»<,*»¿1»*» UPON THE FIRST WARNING: 1. STAY CLEAR OF ALL WINDOWS. 2. KEEP HANDS FREE OF GLASSES, BOTTLES, CIGARETTES, ETC. 3. STAND AWAY FROM BAR, TABLES, ORCHESTRA, EQUIPMENT AND FURNITURE. 4. LOOSEN NECKTIE, UNBUTTON COAT AND ANY OTHER RESTRICTIVE CLOTHING. 5. REMOVE GLASSES, EMPTY POCKETS OF ALL SHARP OBJECTS SUCH AS PENS, PENCILS. ETC. 6. IMMEDIATELY UPON SEEING THE BRILLIANT FLASH OF NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, BEND OVER AND PLACE YOUR HEAD FIRMLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. 7. THEM KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.
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