The socio-sexual hierarchy... of Elves. Are you an Elf that has difficulty getting ahead or finding a man? Perhaps you need to consider where you fit in the Elf social structure.
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The Beta Elf: Deputy Minister Aaurentine - Loyal to the Alpha - Extremely attractive to men (theoretically) - Waiting for Alpha Elf to get laid, so she can get sloppy seconds - Has been waiting for hundreds of years
The Sigma Elf: Vanalee, the Wanderer - Lone wolf adventurer, lives a life of freedom - Extremely attractive to men (theoretically) - Strong, but lifestyle makes her sexually vulnerable to ruffians when sleeping or drunk - Has not been deflowered by bandits yet in 500 years of travel, but feels confident it will happen soon
The Delta Elf: Keya, the Gardener The Gamma Elf: High Sorceress Xanathass - Highly intelligent - Extremely attractive to men (theoretically) - Once summoned a demon to take her virginity - The demon refused and returned to the Abyss Dutiful and hardworking Extremely attractive to men (theoretically) Had a childhood friend she liked, but he married a cursed Tiefling princess on a mission to save the world Had another childhood friend she liked, but he came out as gay
The Omega Elf: Syllys, the Fool - Unemployed Wizard school dropout, the loser of the socio-sexual hierarchy - Unattractive to men (theoretically) - Actually gets laid pretty frequently, because she just asks guys if they are DTF and is chill about it - Hated and ostracized by Elf society V .. ÍJ H \ \
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