i Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039
uh oh
> me
> scrolling 4chan
> see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him
> "hahaha fuckin schizo kys" think about it before going to bed
> I use duckduckgo
> I use Firefox
> my android phone has nothing g
»scrolling through fap material
»find photo of a particularly
average goth girl
»not ugly, just overall plain, no
curves, small tits
»just a painfully normal girl like
you'd find at the supermarket
»this sparks my curiosity
»reverse search the pic »find her reddit account »hundreds of posts
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>have rodent problem because rural area
>gotten to the point where it's not surprising to see one out scampering on my deck >ask dad for help because he’s a bigger hick than me >"get a bucket"
>ok
>tells me to pick one out of my glue traps and put
it in the bucket
>tells me to wait
: Anonymous
01/03/23(Tue)02:06:03 No.71667589
>New Year's Eve
>Hug my dog because it's fluffy and cute >Dad: Are you hugging the dog?
>Me: Yes
>Dad: How about you find a girlfriend and hug her? How about that?
Every single time...
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: Anonymous
02/12/21 (Fri)22:52:19 No.146519365
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»Grandfather gifted me an old fedora
3 >lt looked so fucking cool »Decide to try it out and it fits perfectly
>l even take it out in public »That train of thought of neckbeard
fedora starts kicking in >Fuckme.mp4
»Think i’ll get humili
