What time is it?
1600 AD
I don't know because I forgot to adjust my clock.
It's 10:58.
300 BC
I don't know because it's cloudy.
1800 AD
I don't know because I forgot to wind my watch.
2023 AD
I don't know because I forgot to charge my watch.
-ля, чоб сделать, шоб малая простила, скучаю по ее бамперу -да назови в ее честь звёзды, все равно их дофига -о, норм, назову их малая медведица, малая оценит!