Squid dog
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Оригинал:
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
(So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come
You'll never get through his impregnable bum
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry «Frink!» as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Antipodean pranks — you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna — go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see,
You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee.
You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
But to keep up with them you may have to run.
You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A hippo is funny but take care if underneath,
A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth.
Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain
If you take my advice you will save yourself pain
When the base urges strike you it's best to recall
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun
You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun
But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool
Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool
But the fact still remains that if you want to ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight
The best way is sideways, then twist to the right
If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Игра в кальмара Сериалы
Netflix показал постер второго сезона «Игры в кальмара». Он выйдет в декабре
Постер второго сезона сериала, премьера которого пройдет 26 декабря, опубликовали в соцсетях Netflix. Стриминг также пообещал завтра показать второй тизер второго сезона «Игры в кальмара».
Первый тизер вышел в начале августа. Из него стало понятно, что создатели «Игры в кальмара» планируют не только второй, но и третий сезон проекта. Он выйдет в 2025 году и станет финальным.
«Игра в кальмара» вышла в 2021 году и на тот момент стала самым популярным сериалом в истории Netflix.
новости Игра в кальмара Сериалы домогательства о времена о нравы
79-летнюю звезду "Игры в кальмара" приговорили к 8 месяцам заключения условно из-за сексуальных домогательств
Также О Ен Су обязан пройти 40-часовую программу лечения сексуального насилия.
Звезду сериала "Игра в кальмара", южнокорейского актера О Ен Су приговорили к восьми месяцам заключения с отсрочкой на два года из-за сексуальных домогательств.
Инцидент произошел в 2017 году. 79-летнего актера обвинили в том, что он обнял жертву во время прогулки и поцеловал ее в щеку. Женщина предъявила обвинения против О в декабре 2021 года, после того как пожилой актер стал знаменит благодаря своей роли в сериал Netflix.
Прокуроры выдвинули против него обвинения в ноябре 2022 года, пишет издание The Korea Herald.
"Содержание дневника жертвы и содержание ее консультаций после инцидента соответствует случившемуся, и ее показания не могли быть даны, если бы она не пережила это на самом деле", — говорится в заключении суда Сувона, провинция Кенги.
Кроме восьми месяцев тюрьмы условно, Ен Су также обязан пройти 40 часов курса лечения сексуального насилия.
Актер все обвинения опроверг и заявил, что планирует подать апелляцию. В комментарии журналистам он отметил, что взял женщину за руку, чтобы "показать ей дорогу к озеру". В тот же момент он извинился перед женщиной. Впрочем, похоже, она его прощения не приняла и восприняла ситуацию совсем иначе.
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