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гифки фильтр для воды вода the more you know рогоз 

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just do it autotune Shia LaBeouf enjoykin video автотюн песочница супермонтаж 

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Комментарии 5 07.02.201622:25 ссылка -4.0

видео Shia LaBeouf just do it песочница 

Пока самый эпичный ремикс

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A Month From Now/Whatever You Like Rail Yard Ghosts музыка 

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Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet anon без перевода слив сюжет Игры 

>The player character, Jordan, was a member of “The Five Aces,” a band of notorious criminals.
>The leader, Luis (Tony Dalton) disappeared without a trace, causing the Five to drift apart.
>The reason for Jordan’s shaved head, the absurd reaction to which ND fully expected, is to serve the hiding of her identity, as she is a wanted criminal.
>Jordan works as a bounty hunter purely as a means to find her former partners, Particularly Luis, who she sees as a father figure.
>Kumail Nanjiani plays Colin, the comic relief of the crew.
>The tutorial and opening mission is on Sempiria’s moon, leading to Jordan chasing Colin into space.
>An important note from the leak is that there will be no space combat, the aforementioned segment is a cutscene.
>As they fly into Sempiria’s atmosphere, an EMP wave disables both ships, leading them to crash in different locations.
>The bulk of the game is described as an “open world Uncharted mixed with Sci-Fi elements.”
>The majority of enemy combatants are AI driven machines, but with a wide variety of types. Melee, ranged, and even vehicle combat are in the game.
>The base of operations in the game is your crashed ship, which can be customized.
>As you find each member of your old crew, they will join you on the ship (with seamless interactions depending on the day/night cycle, think RDR2) in your search for Luis.
>The gist of the plot is that Luis sent a message to all members of the Five, excluding Jordan, to meet him on the planet. They were specifically instructed to come alone, and not to mention this to the other members.
>Once 3 members of the crew (besides Luis) join you, the game takes a hard turn. An underground dwelling race of “aliens,” known as Sempirians, kidnap Jordan’s teammates. The ship, with all its decorations and customization, is destroyed. Inspired by ME2’s Collectors event.
>The Sempirians resemble humans with some notable differences, including the ability to sprout large insect legs that allow them to scale walls, as well as night vision.
>With more of a survival horror shift, you make your way through underground tunnels to try and save your crew.

>Eventually you reach where they are held, where it is revealed Luis is preparing to execute them in front of a horde of angry Sempirians.
>Jordan interrupts, begging to know why Luis is doing this. Luis explains the big twist of the game, that the Sempirians were once humans who were teleported to the planet thousands of years ago as a side effect of the quantam experimentation needed to develop distant space faring technology.
>The quantum influence on their genetics rapidly advanced the stages of evolution to help them adapt to Sempiria’s harsh environment.
>When Luis crashed on the planet, he found himself empathizing with their race, promising to help support their desire to return to Earth (Druckmann apparently had read Heart of Darkness which inspired this plot point).
>The Sempirian religion, founded by “The Heretic Prophet,” stated generations upon generations would suffer until a Messiah arrived to lead Sempirians to their ancestral home, where they would reclaim the land and purge its inhabitants.
>The AI software and battle machinery on the planet was constructed over thousands of years to assist in invading Earth.
>However, the technology needed for a ship to pierce Sempiria’s atmosphere without being disabled by its unique qualities could not be figured out.
>Jordan is forced to watch as each of her companions are shot in the head by Luis. She begs to know why he is doing this.
>Luis informs her she was never meant to be here, it’s why he didn’t call her to come. He was using his former partners’ presence on the planet as means to end.
>It’s revealed that Luis informed Galactipol that 4 of the 5 Aces would be on Sempiria, and a fleet of police ships outfitted with EMP-countering tech arrive at the planet.
>Luis has an affection for Jordan, so he orders the Sempirisms to detain her while they fight Galactipol and take their ships.
>Jordan escapes, and the the final act has the player tear through a war zone between the two sides, ultimately resulting in Jordan chasing Luis down and killing him as he operates a huge tank.
>Luis’ dying words are to ask Jordan to continue his work, that the Sempirians deserve to see their home again.
>The player has the choice to use the tank to destroy Sempirian robots, leaving them defenseless to be slaughtered by Galactipol…
>Or destroy Galactipol ships.
>After either choice is made, you find Luis’ old ship and fly into space, the ending depending on which choice you made.

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сделал сам песочница мемгенератор котэ собаки Y U NO 

Уже миллионы шуток про котов!!! ГДЕ ЖЕ ШУТКИ ПРО СОБАК?!?!,сделал сам,нарисовал сам, сфоткал сам, написал сам, придумал сам, перевел сам,песочница,мемгенератор,котэ,прикольные картинки с кошками,собаки,Y U NO guy,WHY YOU NO, ПОЧЕМУ ТЫ НЕ
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Pink Floyd The Wall молотки политика 

Would you like to see Russia rule again
My friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms

Pink Floyd,The Wall,молотки,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы
Pink Floyd,The Wall,молотки,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы
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гифки дверь вор бита 

You picked the wrong house, fool!

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Нигга с битой первый влез в этот дом
LC - Tale LC - Tale31.07.202119:02ссылка
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песочница попытка наебать чуть не повёлся. 

Некая Precious Dime захотела общения.Думал что ответ на один из тех попыток переписок на иностранных сайтах.Но вовремя осекся.

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[21:01:03] R4D3_N: hey
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[21:03:21] R4D3_N: yeah
[21:03:54] precious dime: Do you like big booty chicks with big juggs? lol but for real because thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[21:06:26] R4D3_N: Yeah,I like that very much) But why you ask me about it?
[21:06:59] precious dime: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to look at me i'll show you my Whooty....
[21:07:19] R4D3_N: and one question where you take my Skype?
[21:07:48] precious dime: haha Whooty is a White Girl that has a BOOTY! i want to show u mine...
[21:09:17] R4D3_N: I know what's mean whooty)) let's go if you want
[21:09:31] R4D3_N: but I have no cam
[21:09:40] R4D3_N: send me photos
[21:09:50] precious dime: Hold on a sec i am going to connect in my cam for you honey..
[21:12:40] R4D3_N: Can you answer one small question dear
[21:12:45] R4D3_N: ?
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[21:14:37] R4D3_N: it's a type of virus.I m not stupid for this enough.
[21:14:48] R4D3_N: gtfo
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[21:15:25] R4D3_N: yeah yeah yeah
[21:15:53] precious dime: fill out your cc info for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for you now
[21:16:56] R4D3_N: you cant send me the photos in Skype
[21:17:01] R4D3_N: why,
[21:17:02] R4D3_N: ?
[21:17:43] precious dime: honey I am soo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to Cum inside! i'll hit my ass till its nice and red for u!!!
[21:18:43] R4D3_N: (chuckle) it's not work
[21:19:52] R4D3_N: jerk in loneliness
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[21:22:03] R4D3_N: I know what that's "site" mean. You send me photos right now or goodbye,sweety)
[21:22:27] precious dime: i'll be waiting for you! Click http://goo.gl/2xTywA and Signup!
[21:22:35] R4D3_N: 1
[21:23:15] R4D3_N: 3 try left
[21:23:28] R4D3_N: try again
[21:24:17] R4D3_N: ohh my dear you are only the bot
[21:25:28] R4D3_N: goodbye,dear) good luck to tryin' on another dumb)
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Картинка собака Русская псовая борзая без перевода 

Daily Borz @borzoifacts these things were raised to hunt wolves btw,Картинка,собака,собакен, песель, пес,Русская псовая борзая,без перевода,dog,

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@ShmueLBra¡n
Sunday reminder, tiñese things were r<
aised to hunt wolves,Картинка,собака,собакен, песель, пес,Русская псовая борзая,без перевода,dog,

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А ведь они наверняка выглядят стрёмно в глазах волков. Представьте, будто какие-то ксеносы захватили немного людей и с помощью селекции вывели из них длиннющих и аэродинамичных охотников на своих видовых предков.

Идёте такие недалеко от леса и слышите из него утробный вой. Осматриваетесь и видите, как из кустов на четвереньках выбегает охуенно длинная ебака, отдалённо напоминающая человека, в чьих глаза горит намерение вцепиться в твоё горло. Я бы обосрался.

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