I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for id / pun intended :: приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского :: sandbox
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I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She’s gonna love it!
песочница,приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского,sandbox,pun intended
Большой черный хуй и большой черный петух пишется одинаково на английском. Его жена смотрела порнуху с неграми. Мне действительно нужно было это объяснять?
just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
hums-happily
I have excellent news for you.
Dr. S
@LordSurh
v
What is a checkmate?
You tell your wife
"I saw a lady that looked exactly like you”.
Wife ask "Was she beautiful?"
You can't say 'NO'
You can't say 'YES'
That is checkmate.
петуххуй