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Либо свалил побыстрее если не хочет участвовать в фестивале

Человек изобретателен и креативен... особенно если хочет кого-то поиметь.

Там звук на заднем фоне у неё, как будто её сосед уже сношается с ежом

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

*цыганка знающая армейский

у тебя тоже не вышло, букву "б" потерял.

*Ёж, знающий эльфийский.