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I'M SURE \ THERE WON'T U------i BE ANy MORE PROBLEMS. THE WIZARP WAS JUST GETTING ---ri SETTLEP IN ANC? NOW % / l EVERyTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST PI— ALRIGHT, CHIN UP MELOPyi V'i'^ ■ WHAT IN THE TWELVE PANOPTIC PRACTAL HELLS is rn/^fy OH, wow/ you GOT BETTER PAST! THAT CREAM I GAVE you— IS A WOEPUL REMEpy. 1 mcnostril.com
WEIL, UM, X HAVE SOME BREWING AT HOME BUT THEV'RE STILL A... ...WORK IN PROGRESS.. f PSH, IP > you CANNOT EVEN PROVIPE SASIC MAGlCKAL MIXTURES/ WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE, CHILP? , I'M THE LOCAL WITCH' HOW MANy TIMES PO X HAVE TO TELL yOU? I'M THE LOCAL WITCH' By THE COVENS' HOW MANy TIMES PO X HAVE TO TELL yOU? IT'S NOT NOWHERE.' t31cnGStril.com THIS IS My BOROUGH ANP X WATCH OVER IT. X'VE BEEN APPOINTEP.' ANP THESE 'COVENS' SENT yOU TO THE MIPPLE OP PEASANT NOWHERE?
THIS PLACE NEEVEQ A WITCH AN? X'M A WITCH, SO X WAS APPOINTÉ?» THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT» WifkfM incnostril.com
ANP'ANP ANP WHY AÊi YOU HÉÉÉ ANYWAY/ SHOULPN'T YOU BE AT A LIBRARY' ^ V OR WIZARD \ SCHOOL' OR-OR POSSlBLy JAIL' WHERE A WIZARP CHOO££5 TO CONPUCT THEIR BUSING IS NONE OF /0/7/? BUSINESS. CONSIPERING ALL THE PISASTERS yOU'VE BEEN CAUSING/ X FEEL LIKE IT'S EXTREMELY My BUSINESS/ incnostril.com
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WHY SHOULP 1? you have REPEATEPLV PROVEN THAT THE MOST tZUPIAABHTAfZY THAUMATURGICAL CONCEPTS SOMEHOW SLOPS YOU. I AM BEGINNING TO POUBT yOU ARE EVEN A WITCH AT ALL. 7 incnostril.com
X FLßW HERE ON A BROOM! LOOK AT АЛУ HATl 6 mcnostril.com
r IT IS MUCH > MORE LIKELY THAT IN ORPER TO EULEILL MY WIZARPLY EXPECTATIONS OE A WITCH, I SUB-CONCIOUSLY TURNEP N\y$£LP INTO V A TOAP. y ANP WHAT A P/W£ TOAP I MAPE.' ' MAGNIEICENT > MANE OE TOAP HAIR, PRISTINE TOAP TEETH. CONVINCING, CHILP. PERHAPS YOU COULP PEMONSTRATE BY POING IT AGAIN. 9 mcnostril.com
I AM А WIZARP. .NILLIAM? NO, you CANNOT GO AROUNP CASTING SPELLS WILLIAM— X CAN CAST SPELLS ON AS MANY WILLIAMS as X pesire; you KNOW WHAT, I PONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK.' WITCHES PONT NEEP TO PROVE THEIR WORTH LIKE ТНЕУ'RE COMPENSATING POR SOMETHING' mcriostril.com
r PERHAPS ^ SOMEONE MORE ON YOUIZ LEVEL CAN MAKE YOU UNPERSTANP HOW MUCH BETTER THAN YOU WIZARD AR£ IN EVERy V WAY. PIMINUTIVS HUMAN! YSS, yOU! APPROACH.' If isQ£& important- to know these things. PONT INVOLVE CHILPREN IN YOUR— WAIT IS \d THAT THE KIP PROM EARLIER? WHy IS HE ALONE AGAIN? U ymcnostril.com u rw , Iff II III
YOU PON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE STRANGE LAPy \f-/^~ ...WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR? YOUR COAT IS BURBLE. BURBLE LApy IS SUPER! X LIKE BURBLE. GLORIOUS PURPLE, THE COLOR Of THE ftUPNIGHT SUNS! What- does, that even »nean.
yOUR COAT IS GREEN.' THERE YOU HAVE IT; THE TRUTH PROM THE MOUTH OP BRO OP. or whatever the peasant Satjin^ is. CHILP; OBSERVE UNQUESTIONABLY EMINENT MAGICKAL APTITUPEi t mcnostril.com
ген, \ yOUNG ЕУЕ5 Y ARÉ ÉA5lLy PÉCÉIVÉP. Zi* 7 PÉRHAP5 / SOMETHING ■ MORÉ TANGIBLE \ 15 RÉQUIRÉP. BÉHOLP, л THÉ CRYSTAL HEART Of ATARAXAS 5ÉIZÉ IT ANC? GAZÉ BEYONP THE VEIL! SO SHINY/ «ySTAL LAPy 15 BEST! 4Îrrenôst ril.com’'
OH, \ GREAT JOB v---------n. THERE"BEST" WITCHED WIZARD MIGHT NOT PO K-------, SPECTACULAR MAGIC BUT AT l L6A5T WE PONT Vi MAKE CHILDREN 1 N. CRY! NO, yOU COOK THEM ANP £yAT THEM. WE PO notv NEVERMINP THAT! THERE ARE LITERALLY BOOKS ABOUT IT. YOU CANT JUST SUMMON TERRIFYING PEMON-Y THINGS IN PUBLIC.' PSH, THAT? PAY THAT NO HEEP. THAT IS NOT THE SPECTACLE. mcnostril.com
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WOULPN'T yOU RATHER BE WITH I TOUR FA-/ I WAMMA ' STAY WITH PA 6DPCWLY UAPY! <1 9 JWAHHA! OHOHO, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE GENIUS' MIGHT GROW UP to not be A PEASANT SOMEPAy.' sm . * ■I I'M GOING TO >p TELL My FRIENP p TO LOOK FOR yOUR p PAPPy ANP THEN M I'LL BE RIGHT r . BACK! ^ %N****^ PON'T | MOVE FROM ^ I HERE OKAy? 19 incnostril.com
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WiZAPP \~X WHAT THE \ 1 F£iC<i / X LEAVE YOU ALONE POR r^VO MINUTBS ANP YOU PO THIS?! yes? ^ po you HAVE A POINT TO MAKE? JUVENILES ARE NOISY ANP ACCIPBNT-PRONB. X HAVE ELEGANTLV SOLVEP aorn PROBLEMS WITH o/va SPELL. Peak efficiency child care, the wizard way.. mcnostril.com
PSH, I MAy have overlooked A MINOR VARIABLE BUT— BREATHING IS A PRETTT /VI/AJ-OK VARIABLE/ you CAN'T JUST-- GBT HIM our NOW/
THERE'S THE WITCH WHO ABPUCTGP МУ SON/ 1 . V \ HERE'S yOUR SON SIR/ SAPS ANP SOUNP, ANP/ yOU'P JUST LEI ME EXPLAIN—I GO PLAy PRBSS-UP SOMEWHERE ELSE LITTLE GIRL. ^ IT'S NOT SAPE HERE WITH THIS OUT OP CONTROL WITCH ON THE LOOSE/ rnenostril.corn
we wont just SIT BACK WHILE you KIPNAP CHILDREN POR youR OCCULT RITUALS' /JirCHtf 6° none! |Urp, witches \ JWt really do \ 'that kind of 1 hin^ these days / an^p^ —— f-----^ PEASANT, [ YOU WILL MINP YOUR TONGUE I OR I SHALL MINP V ,T pOR you. H0"PA*£ you/ :V:V £SfS "r*~ HMa )■■■ X MEAN THAT IN THE MOST excrutiatingly LITERAL WAy. I WILL GIVE IT >A MINP OP ITS OWN ANP WATCH AS IT PLOTS AGAINST YOU/ \ SLOWLy RECRUITING [ m YOUR OTHER ORGANS Ufll ONE 3y ONE UNTIL YOUR entire BOPY HAS IPp REBELLEP AGAINST THE PRl£p P£A you CALL A BRAIN. Niw XOU WILL V Be TRAPPEP IN A \^T7 PRISON op your own 111 I PI-SSH, A CAGE THAT ft I HATES YOUR VERY ! A EXISTENCE PRO/A WHICH J U 1 THERE WILL BE /S/O liili *jiSv ESCAPE. mcnbstril.com
NONONO, \ THERE WONT \ SB ANY CURSING OR OFFENSIVELY / COMPLICATED / WORDS' V THE WIZARD f HAS, UM, ASSURED I ME SHE IS ONLY HERE l FOR RBBBARCH PURPOSES AND- IF EVERYONE JUST REMAINS CALM AND WE TALK THIS THROUGH, I'M SURE WE CAN— She definitely DID YOU JUST SAY WIZARPf X READ THAT WIZARDS MADE THE HOLB IN THB MOON' THEY SAY IT WAS WIZARDS THAT BNPBP WORLP WAR TWO' yj\7*oX6\ :: MY COUSIN SAYS A CABAL OF WIZARDS SECRETLY rH£ WORLP! X HEARD PEOPLE WHO CROSS A WIZARD ARE /S/^V^fc HBARP PROM AGAIN' LIGHTNING- FROM- FINGBRTIPB WIZARD? mmm WE'RE NOT BCARBP OF YOUR CURSES OR FANCY WORDS, WITCH' Kffli P Sf?m the 6° Y-YOU PO/S/T FRIGHTBN US, WHATEVER YOU ARE' THAT CAN BE REMEDIED IF YOU CONTINUE TESTING MY PATIBNCB, YOU PRESUMPTUOUS PEON. y OH, NO no NOS 25 incnostril.com
THIS MOB IS GOING TO PROVOKE THE WIZARP , UNTIL... - have a POiHty tTlCKf OH, WHY POES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO STUBBORN ANP ANGRY ANP, ANP— BUT V----------^ WHAT? THE CROWP ^ IS TOO RILEP UP' THEY WONT V LISTEN TO ME' öfltß miiZM —ANP WHERE PIP YOU EVEN GET THAT?! THIS IS A BEACH! THERE AREN'T ANY PARMS IN THE AREA/ *£HAve * POlHTY tTlCKf BUT V----------^ WHAT? THE CROWP w IS TOO RILEP UP' THEY WONT V LISTEN TO ME' öfltß miiZM I can and will zap every single William. OH, WE USUALLY HANG IT OVER THE BAR. IT GIVES THE PLACE A WELCOMING, RUSTIC CHARM. mcnostril.com
IT'S RIGHT A POWN THE 1------^ R0AP- we Pont ^7 SERVE CHILPREN j BUT THERE'S PIZZA 1 IP YOU WANT TO V CHECK IT OUT. I'M NOT A' /Wow, nice catch. Someone reallsj ou^hfa be /watching that ' \ child. i ARE yOU OKAy LITTLE GUy? AGAIN/ *-L AGAIN/ THAT'S RIGHT... AGAIN,. i ¡It: /L A . / TT v;\\ // / / ff mcnostril.com
IT'S PANGEROUG FOR А БОУ THIS yOUNG TO BE LEFT COMPLETELy ÜNATTENPEP NEAR . THE OCEAN' I'P APPRECIATE IT IF У01ГР LOOK AFTER YOUR CHILP INSTEAD OF LEAPING A MOB TO HARASS PEOPLE.' 26 mcnostril.com
■ Y--': • MISTER/ YOU ARE MAKING *V/LP, UNFOUNPEP ANP PRANKLy OFFENSIVE ACCUSATIONS' ANP SHE CeRTAINLy PIPN'T ABPUCT ANTONE! THAT IS A/OT o/ow THE WIZARP MIGHT NOT BE THE... NICEET PERSON AROUNP/ BUT THAT POEEN'T MAKE HER EVIL.» Vou're not bein^ very mce either, eff whu eue! WITCHES PONT LIE/ УОи KNOW.' \ We tell harsh truths and ^ive tou^h but fair . advice. ! WHy \ WOULP \ WE TRUST »----^ voty5' ^ THAT ^---, COULP JUST l BE П/1ТСНУ V LIEE! THE LIPEGUARP WOULP VOUCH POR IT TOO IP HE WEREN'T OUT LOOKING POR YOU! 29 mcnostril.com
IP X WERE TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS LIKE SOMEONE, I'P SAT YOU LOST TRACK OP YOUR SON BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY PRINKING AT THE BAR POWN THE ROAPi r ...USING A STRANGER LIKE THE WIZARP AS A CONVENIENT ECAPBGOAT TO COVER UP YOUR REPEATED, IRRESPONSIBLE ANP POSSIBLY CRIMINAL PARENTAL NEGLECT' ANP WHEN YOU PINALLY PIP NOTICE HE WAS MISSING AGAIN, YOU FABRICATEP THIS SILLY KIPNAPPING STORY TO SAVE PACE IN PRONT OP YOUR PRIENPS... THE ONE WITH THE PITCHPORK IS CLEARLY A WAITER ANP AT LEAST HALP OP THIS POSSE ARE HOLPING PINTS. ^Sowe' of them have coasters. ALSO YOUR SON GOT AWAY PROM YOU. AGAIN. It Kinda checks out. 1 did brin£ a coaster. NOT WHAT HAPPENEP, I'M SURE. EVEN THOUGH THAT'P BE A VERY PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION, ASSUMING THINGS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IS VERY RUPE SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO PO THAT. JUST LIKE PEOPLE SHOULPN'T START LITERAL WITCH HUNTS BASEP ON SUPPOSITIONS. Which is reckless, morally reprehensible and personally offensive. mcnostril& om
BUT SHE { AAAGICKEP ) My SOYl £ ---J yOU ALL J SAW IT' OH, 15 THIS STILL HAPPENING? IT WAS \ WEIR? ANP \ PEPINITELy 1----■>, EVIL! vVE CAN'T */-----1 JUST STANP ~ V SYl hahaaa, IT'S PW£/ I'M TAKING CARE OP ITÎ Please continue not bein^ involved. THE BUBBLE THING LOOKEP KINP OP PUN TO BE HONEST. */ W) ® ^ 7m V \ \g M \\ XT* J- s ^ i m \ \ r ' ' \ I ONLy SAW BUTTER- How evil_ con t-hey be?/ ■Tbe-j bave no :-/ n'ouths. Li__________ ■ :'f •;! .• i3T-: I X UNPERSTANP yOU MAy HAVE, UM, CONCERNS REGARDING THE USE OP MAGIC AROUNP HERE. WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT THE WIZARD'S ARCANE RESEARCH MAy LOOK A LITTLE PRIGHTENING... ft H ^ Æmmë | ___v • H you CAN COUNT ON ME. MELOPY! YOUR LOCAL APPOINTE? WITCH! SO PLEASE, GO ABOUT yOUR PAy WITHOUT WORRY! I'LL BE HERE TO ENSURE ANy MAGIC IS PONE IN A SAPE ANP APPROPRIATE MANNER. mcnostril.com : \ \ \l ...you CAN REST ASSURE? I'LL BE KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON ANy MAGICAL ACTIVITy IN THE AREA.'
X'M NOT SURE WHAT X WOULP HAVE PON£ IP HE'P KEPT ARGUING... TURN HIM INTO A TOAP. THAT IS A RELIABLE WITCH SOLUTION/ X BELIEVE. GLAP THAT'S OVER! mcnostril.com
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A MAGI-CRIMINAL WANTÉP POR MAGI-CRIMBS HIDING PROM thé MAGl-LAWl —aiv.ai -A ErttbaMted e*citih$! : / mcnostril.com
mËBmBk SPELLS NEVER BEFORE SEEN THAT FURTHER OUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE ARCANE ANP BECOME ENSURING MAGICKAL LEGACIES. X AIM TO JOIN THIS PANTHEON OF GREATNESS THROUGH My OWN RESEARCH/ THE RESULT OF WHICH WILL UNPOUBTEPLY BE COUNTED AMONG THE MOST LEGENPARY OF MAGICKS. IT SHALL BE A SPELL SO MAGNIFICENT EVEN THE COMMON FOLK WILL KNOW OF IT. A SPELL AS RENOWNEP AS... Leomond's I'M/ UH... NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT ONE... 7**' ; I III! irvGnostril.com ANP EXPERIMENTATION, THE MOST GtFTEP SCHOLARS ARE ABLE TO BENP THE UNIVERSE TO THEIR WILL ANP PEVELOP THEIR OWN INCANTATIONS.
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INPEEP. PEVELOPEP LONG AGO BY A3RA THE JOCULAR, IT WAG A TRULY FOUNPATIONAL WORK IN MANY WAYS. IT RESHAPEP OUR UNPERSTANPING OP THE UNIVERSE ANP HOW WE THINK ABOUT MAGlCK. BY RE-INTERPRETING INTERPLANAR ENTANGLEMENT THEORY ANP ARCANE PYNAMICS, ABRA PEVISEP A WAY TO ALLOW POR STRUCTUREP TRANSPOSITION OP MATTER AT THE ASTRAL, THAUMIC ANP MOLECULAR LEVELS, WHILE MAINTAINING ACCURATE ENCABULATION COEPPIClENTS WITH MELNIBONE COUNTS OP * incnostnl.com
1$ THAT you OKAY?! ABRA CAPABRA. OR A6 IT WAS KNOWN BEFORE ITS DISTASTEFUL VULGARIZATION... WIZARPJ WHAT PIP YOU PO?l 3« mcnostril.com
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r ABRA'S > AMBITIONS MAY HAVE BEEN ripiculous, but HER METHOPS WERE NOTHING 5H0RT Of GENIUS. AS UTTERLY USELESS AS IT 1$, ABRA'S CAP AVER REVOLUTIONIZE? THE ARCANE . ARTS. > ONCE IT 15 COMPLETEP, PEOPLE WILL NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE Of A LIPE BEFORE THE EXISTENCE Of MY SPELLi MY INCANTATION SHALL NOT ONLY BE THE \|g ABSOLUTE PINNACLE Of f§ THAUMATURGIC CRAPT, IT ! WILL HAVE PAR-REACHING i| APPLICATIONS THAT WILL §£ TURN THE WORLP OP Jp WIZARPRY ON ITS Mi. HEAP. Jam
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X HA VE SPENT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME TOPAV ON TRIVIAL MAGICKS. r AG W£ < have piscusseP; I HAVE IMPORTANT WORLP-CHANGING RESEARCH TO , CONDUCT. . YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE A SOP)' HERE/ INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH; SINCE IT WAS NEVER ALIVE, IT IS NOT TECHNICALLY PEAP. X GAVE A WHOLE SPEECH ABOUT MAGICAL SAfETYl THIS IS A BAP LOOK' Also ansettli”S! And unsanitary i THAT'S A PEAP SOPY! IT IS MORE LIKE A ROCK. MAPE Of ELESH. SHAPED LIKE A PERSON. NOT IN Yk ANY WAY THAT MATTERS. - * T*~| ACTUALLY RATHER \ FASCINATING. 42 incnostril.com
I'LL TAKÉ CARÉ OP IT! I GOT THIS.» PONT WORRT ABOUT IT! IT'S ALL eoopi I don't think I handle shower of and 43 incnostril.com
s AW/ SHOOT THIS SHALLOW GRAVÉ IS TOO SHALLOW. __ ■ M<*y be X can just covet it up? riTcn’o s t: ni IfeorTY
X GUSSS KNOWING IT POPPEP INTO EXISTENCE MOMENTS AGO TAKES THE EPGE Off. It helps that there weren't AT THE ENP Of THE PAY, NO ONE GOT HURT ANP X MIGHT HAVE EVEN IMPROVE? people's opinion Of wiTCHES/ WAY TO GO MflOPYl mcnostril.com
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PIERRE, WAIT! LET ME EXPLAIN' MÊËÊM . ; ; CHAPTER III - END incnostril.com
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