A GIRLFRIEND
>MIGHT CHEAT ON YOU
>CAN'T PROTECT YOU
>has an only fans
>USELESS IN COMBAT
>WlLL TURN YOU INTO A SOYBOY
A WHOLE ASS ROMAN LEGION
>LOYAL TO THE DEATH
>WlLL PROTECT YOU TO THE DEATH
>THE BEST WARRIORS IN THE EMPIRE
>WlLL PROCLAIM YOU EMPEROR OF ALL ROME
X HOMO