Thanks giving

Never gonna give you up

Для фанатов Рика Астлей

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Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players

Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"

Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"

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Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "

Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.

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Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"

Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker. 

remember not to accidentally set your game to the hardest difficulty or you'll end up getting ganged on by strong monsters

don't you hate it when you return home from work and catch an inari on your bed? (I wanted a youko instead, I guess i'll just suffer or something)

I wonder if they have burgers in monster girl encyclopedia...I would give one to a sahuagin and massage her tail while she enjoys her food

after a long day of ruling the fairy kingdom, the titania and her royal subjects go home to play video games that the human from another world has brought with to mainland. now games are being produced in the fairy kingdom thanks to him.

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